Masquatto's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Frijolero(Beaner)]

It was okay

Graphics: fairly above-average, but nothing special.
Sound: The song wasn't sung too well, and it had a bad message. First off, I don't know what a gringo or a beaner is, and I live in southern california. It was also saying that we shouldn't be racist when the whole song was negatively steriotyping Americans. Any arguement about us having your original land is just showing how your ancestors lost to us.
Style: Not really defined with this movie. The art style was a typical paintbrush outlined to a music video. Average.

[Foamy's Rant III]

Foamy...

"It's your fault, not mine!"?
What have you been smoking? I don't make TV shows, so stop bitching to me, and the other NG viewers.

Graphics: I quite liked the background, but the character design and animation lowered it to a 3.
Style: Repedative and annoying. Come up with some original material and stop preaching to us about your foolish fantasies.
Sound: Still old, still annoying, still event. You could decrease file size drastically by switching to stream, but I suppose that would make too much sense, huh?
Violence: Although you described violence, you never depicted it (instead just continued to show a squirrel talking in an annoying, high-pitched voice without any mouth movement), which just shows how lazy you are, so violence still gets a zero.
Interactivity: -
Humor: It looks like you didn't even try at all to make this one funny. At all.

Overall: Make it interesting, get new material, and fix the sounds and animation. Good luck next time on trying to get a good review from me - you'll need it.

~ Masquatto

[Three - Introduction]

It could go places, but this just didn't flow.

Graphics: There was minimal movement, as the art itself was just so-so.
Sound: The voice seemed too... non-adultish. For that kind of narration, I would have chosen somebody older, or with an older voice to do it.
Interactivity: -
Style: The story was a bit cheesy, and extremely uneventful
Violence: None
Humor: None
Overall: This has the ablity to go places, but you need to change some things. I would actually drop the whole narrator thing and let the viewers get to know the characters, and then have their destinies begin to unfold. Try to make the backgrounds and characters more consistant in art style, and get more movement in there.

Not too bad, but there's a ton of space for improvement.

~Masquatto

[Plumbers Rhapsody]

AHHHHHH

Part one of lack of originality:
THIS SONG HAS BEEN USED SO MANY TIMES!
Look, that song isn't that good. However, so many users insist that it's a great song and it should be in movies. IT SHOULDN'T. IT GOT OLD AFTER THE FIRST DOZEN MOVIES FOR IT.
Part two:
Wow. Mario Sprites in a movie. That's amazing. So original. Shows so much skill.
If you're going to do a sprite movie, you need to show that you're not just like the rest. You need to make your own sprite frames. If you just keep on using sprites other people made, and add some crappy animation to it, along with an overused song, your result it crap.
Conclusion:
1) Pick a song that hasn't been used so friggin' much!
2) Use some of your own art!
3) Do better animation, and more of it.

Graphics: See above.
Syle: You barely deserve 1.
Sound: OLD!!!
Violence: Minimal, and cheesy.
Interactivity: None.
Humor: Not funny.
Overall: As you can see, I found this to be a very poor work. You have NO especially good things about this movie. No good animation, sound, writing, NOTHING. I find it hard to believe that this currently has a blue rating.

[Bubble Wrap (clay)]

Nice, very nice indeed.

I'll admit that it was lacking in originality, which docked off a few points on style, but it was still quite funny. The animation was smooth, although I would recommend a smaller window, as to lower file size, and add a sharper picture. Overall, good work, and I look forward to seeing other pieces from you in the future.

Fifened.

~ Masquatto

DrNeroCF responds:

thanks for the feedback, but the movie was already rediculously small, then I expanded it in flash, so that's as low as that filesize is going to go, any worse quality would kill any time there's a lot of motion going on

[Super Mario Reloaded]

Best Sprite Movie Ever

And I'm serious. I'm not a huge fan of most sprite movies, but this was excellent. It was long, but kept it's great animation the whole way. Definitely worth a ten.

Suggestion: Put shades on 'em. Lol. :-P

[The Ring (w/ clocks)]

The Penny

That part was genious. The rest was so-so. The penny part got my laughing like crazy.

Erm... why was he shooting Richard Simmons with an Airsoft gun?

[KOROSU- the black samurai]

2 Big Problems:

1) Writing
2) Sounds

You have the animation talent, but I suggest you get another person to write.
As for the sound- just use Stream sounds instead of events sounds (it's in the sound panel).

Sorry, but this was sub-par, especially for a front page movie. You're close to being very good, but your flaws stand out so much right now that I can't yet call you close to being great.

[Foamy Fan Mail 4]

It would've been good if you'd just change 1 thing

Everything.

Honestly, I never laughed, or felt any emotion from it at all.
The sound still is annoying. And you STILL don't know how to stream sounds. After all these reviews, you still don't know how. Why? Because you don't read the reviews. Why don't you read the reviews? Because you don't care. You just use this place to sell your damn 10 minute sketches on Ebay for 80 bucks a piece.
The visuals were okay until I saw some REAL ANIMATION. Oh my lord, you suck at animating water spilling. And the fire was so awful. It was... it was... unexplainably crappy. Plus, the background was re-used.
There weren't any new jokes or anything...
And no eggs... and no violence at all... unless you count fire+paper violence or something...

Overall: you get one, instead of zero, because you put down your fans, which hopefully might get them to not worship your crappiness so much.

[Small, Medium, Large]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

... not.

Wasn't funny, alread knew it all, the animation sucked, and... I'm really not gonna waste any more of my time talking about this crap.

Rebob, you're spot on, but I'm sorry to say that I think there won't be another F-Day. Wade got pissed and UFCD retired.