Masquatto's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flash Comedy Extravaganza]

Excellent Satire. Very "8-Bitch 5 -esque."

Although it got to a slow start, this animation proved very enjoyable, and I liked the messages it conveyed. It's nice to know that others notice the unoriginality that shows up into highly-rated Flash toons sometimes. Hope to see more work from you soon.

P.S. The instructional video was hilarious. It's very hard to make me literally laugh out loud during a Flash movie, but you pulled it off. Well done.

[X-mas day in the morning]

:-/

While you did a very good job recreating a South Park scene, all you did was... well... recreate a South Park scene. Had you maybe used this as a joke in a larger, original movie, that'd be cool, but just this recreation doesn't seem worthy of getting so much recognition, let alone front page. Sorry.

[Strawberry Valentine]

We can always expect the best from Strange. :]

Excellent job. The visuals were very nicely done, and it had a fun attitude. Keep up the good work.

Oh, and thanks a bunch for the cameo. Those are always very appreciated. :] (cameo = multiple fifen, review 10 ;])

StrangeClock responds:

Thank you, you metallic waffle/flyswatter thingamabob

[ShoBizNewsyNews #9]

Jokes about current events involving celebrities!

How creative! How fresh! How hilarious! How inventive! How... not. Celebrities get enough attention as is, and if you're going to make fun of them, do it in a way that a bit more satirical and less blunt and unoriginal.

I like how you still don't get your lip syncing right. It looks really, really good. Really.

'Fuck's sake.

[Mecha Duel]

Eh...

Graphics: Pretty nice. More shading/shadowing would be good. 9.
Style: Nothing really unique or fresh about it. The whole giant robot thing is cliche, and the concept of such a fight starting from a video game is rather... well... stupid. 3.
Sound: Naruto music? Eww. 1.
Violence: Lacking in blood, to say the least, though there was some nice fighting. 7.
Interactivity: -
Humor: -
Overall: Better song with a unique story and look would definitely improve things. You've got nice visuals, but your overal presentation and style are pretty bad. 5.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Eh... not really above par.

Graphics: Definitely lacking here. The art wasn't good, the frame rate was too low, and there was no easing. 3.
Style: Not great here either. It had too much celebrity cameo whoring, was rather aimless, and had no unique touch to it. 4. (The Chuck Norris thing was gonna get you an extra point, but he lost in the end, which was absurd.)
Sound: The song was okay, but the sound compression quality itself was too low, and the voice was a little annoying. 6.
Violence: It was violent, but the hits and blood didn't look very good. 4.
Interactivity: -
Humor: Mildly amusing I suppose, but I never laughed, and it got old fast. 3.
Overall: This movie is horribly overrated. The visuals are poor, the joke is repetitive, and the song doesn't sound that good. Guys, just... get over it. 4.

[CC - Operation STAR]

Hot Damn

Cameos are delicious. Mm-mm.
I noticed that your clocks look almost exactly like mine. O.o What a coincidence *coughcoughoiwejaf;ilsdcoughiwocoughfdjiscough*
Anyhoo, the movie was pretty solid. A little short and lacking it dialgue, but cameo = fifen anyways. Merry late Clockmas. :]

[DCK: A Very Klunk X-Mas]

Eh...

Graphics: The art was rather nice. Could've use a tad more easing, and the blinking movement was a bit much. 8.
Style: The whole grinch setup is cliche, and Klunk said "fuck" was too many times. 5.
Sound: The voices were pretty good. Probably could've used some more music tracks though. 8.
Violence: -
Interactivity: -
Humor: Eh... I didn't find it too funny. The punchline at the end was okay I suppose, and the David Hasselhoff thing was slightly amusing, but other than that, it was... well... boring. 3.
Overall: The presentation (audio and visuals) was good, but there was a definite lack of originality and good humor. Try to work on that next time. 6.