Masquatto's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

Wonderful.

NG needs more of these kinds of satirical movies.

[Sonic - U.S. of Whatever]

OMG GR8 JOB-

-on the stolen art.
-on the poor animation.
-on the annoying audio edits.
-on the awful mouth dubbing.
-on the uroriginal idea.

TommyLM did a much better job with the song.

[Texas Chain Saw President]

Surprisingly well-done.

Everything about it was good, except for the repeating "ouch" sound.

Very nice on the animation, especially.

[No Man's Land Flash Anime]

Eh...

It had a major flaw that a lot of anime has... most of the movements are just still characters or objects being tweened in one direction. Most of the animation just seemed to lack effort and complexity, though the art was quite nice.

[Porno Creep]

*Sniff sniff*

Eww. Smells like emo all've a sudden. X-[

[YAAFM 11: Scientology]

:-/

There's too many problems with this series:
It's gotten old and repetitive.
The animation isn't very good.
It's all anti-celebrity humor, which is one of the worst kinds.
The mouth dubbing is awful.
It was never interesting.

I don't get why people like it so much... O_o

[Mutilation Contrainte]

Hm...

Well the visuals were very well done, overly-gory though they may be. I suppose some stories are more graphic than others...

The main issue was the music. It just sounded goofy at some spots. Totally ruined the mood of the movie, sorry to say. You should aim for something with more serious-sounding voices, or no voices at all.

[SSAM #1]

:-/

Nice job with the ripoff art, poor animation, and annoyingly emo story. Make something at least a little original next time.

[That Yellow Bastard - CC]

:] Sin City + Clock = Awsomesauce

Heh. That's great.

I actually once though of doing something like this before I saw this movie. You beat me to it. :]

biblo responds:

I beat teh mighty masquatto!

[Bio, We Have A Problem]

God I love cameos.

"OMG DO YOU WANT CREAM OR SUGAR?!"

Sexcellent. Keep it up.

biblo responds:

woo-hoo