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That was fantastic.

You misspelled "moar."

Fantastic Visuals, Uninteresting Plot

It seems like at a certain point, animator feel obliged to make a running scene. Hell, there're a number of them right in the top 50. Whatever.

The visuals were superb, of course, but the originality was a bit sub-par. The movie got kind've boring to me because it felt like just... racing for the sake of racing; they're characters I've never seen in a place I've never heard of trying to reach a goal that doesn't really matter--there's just a lack of interest and excitement.
Most of your movies I've found quite unique and enjoyable, but this one, apart from the visual quality, just felt generic.

"Two of the main characters here, Violet and Ravi, race across the North district of the city of Freetown, on a planet much the same but also different than ours. You can read more inside the flash cartoon."
I don't want to -read- more. If you have interesting story elements to include, please put that in the actual movie.

Also: if you want to disable right click>play, put a stream play button in the preloader. >8(

P.S. Pallid Fingers 3

Spectacular Visuals, Iffy Premise

My summary pretty much says it all. Next time, start with a better idea. Other than that, it's presented beautifully.

u guyz wer such a cute cuple :'('''''''

Seriously, though, that was really funny.

sombody11223344's review is also very funny.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Haha, he's 13

I can see the effort and ability, but...

There are quirks about your visual style that seem weird to me. I think you make the characters tween around too much when they're just talking or sitting there, and the mouth animation feels a little unnatural. In general, it feels like the characters are actually over-animated, which isn't something I usually say.

The movie also is uneasy for me with characters: Most/all of them are too weird or stupid to relate to, and the antagonist is just downright alienating. Maybe it's just me, but in general, it all made the movie feel too weird to actually be very funny.

With all that said, though, the movie is definitely over par.

BaconMask responds:

Tweening is like a seasoning, it's true. And this toon might be a touch overseasoned.

"So then I says to Mavis, I says...

'Why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here?'"

Well done.

For me, the diarrhea wasn't the funniest part: It was the "epic" followed by the inhaling and mouth noises.

Voice acting can add a lot to the funniness of a movie, and I think you pulled this one off nicely.

Cheers.

SardonicSamurai responds:

Finally someone who took note in the Epic :D

I gave a guy in the comments list a cookie earlier, but you can have his:

( : : )

It's chocolate chip :D

Oof...

Here's the thing: it IS just another sprite fight. You bothered to use sound decently and add some effects, but when it comes down to it, this is one of the least original movies I've ever seen on NG. Next time, I recommend actually using original characters in an original plot with original visuals.

Off-Key Old News

Err... we know the PS3 sucks. I personally think all the new consoles suck, but that's beside my point.

So, the PS3 was a disappointment... and? Is that really the basis of your humor? Ugh...

To be honest, that song sounded terrible, and the visuals were incredibly dull and repetitive. The movie was mostly just some blond character I don't care about singing at me with nothing funny or interesting to look at. It was... borderline annoying. Sorry.

Next time, pick a song with humor that isn't so old and stale, or just make an original movie. You don't suck at animating. You just made a rather distasteful movie this time around.

"'PS3 Song'... written by diamond-armada." That's why it sounds like you're taking credit for the song (also the fact that you failed to credit it--or even say "see credits"--in the flash's audio information).

Message to everyone: You people dislike it when others vote and rate unfavorably on this because they are fanboys of the PS3, but I don't see you getting upset over people 5'ing and rating 10 just because they hate the PS3. I don't know if anyone realizes this, but both of those are equally lame.

Happy Luis Day :0

The newgrounds moderator clique are too cool for school. :U

Well hot damn.

That flash was simply dandy.

I tip my hat in your general direction.

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